Trainwreck

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Cancer Survivor – Chronic Myeloid Leukemia
  • Looks ★★★☆☆
  • Smell ★★★½☆
  • Taste ★★★½☆
  • Potency ★★☆☆☆
  • Effectiveness ½☆☆☆☆

Please describe how the strain looked:
The strain looked green and a little frosty, and solid like a rock.

Please describe the smell:
The smell of this strain is a nice smell; it has a sweet yet sour kind of smell to it.

Please describe the taste:
The taste of this strain was okay. A little sweet but it wasn’t that great.

Please describe the high or buzz:

The high is okay; it’s not that strong but it’s all in the head. Not really a body high more of a day time type of bud.

How did the strain work for your particular symptoms?
This strain really didn’t help any symptoms of mine

What was your method of consumption?
Bong

How long did the medical benefits of this strain last?
The medical benefits of this strain didn’t last long at all.

How long did the high or buzz from this strain last?
The high lasted about 30 minutes,

Please describe any undesired side effects you experienced from this strain:
The strain gave me a slight headache. Other than that it was okay

Would you recommend this strain for others with similar medical conditions?
No

Coyote – Fibromyalgia
  • Looks ★★★★☆
  • Smell ★★★★☆
  • Taste ★★☆☆☆
  • Potency ★½☆☆☆
  • Effectiveness ★½☆☆☆

Please describe how the strain looked:
The strain looked green and tight budded. It was nice looking.

Please describe the smell:
The strain smelled very fresh and aromatic.

Please describe the taste:
Not a bad initial taste but then bitter right after the hit that lingers.

Please describe the high or buzz:
The buzz of the strain was very mellow and dissipated soon after the initial hit of the strain.

How did the strain work for your particular symptoms?
The strain was minimally relaxing of my neuromuscular aches. It did help with sleep. Did not give me energy for my fatigue.

How long did the medical benefits of this strain last?
When I used the strain to go to sleep it worked fine. For the neuro-muscular pain the strain effects lasted under 30 minutes.

How long did the high or buzz from this strain last?
The buzz from the strain also lasted about 60 minutes.

Please describe any undesired side effects you experienced from this strain:
I felt a little burnt from the bitter aftertaste and smoke breath that this strain left me with.

Would you recommend this strain for others with similar medical conditions?
No, I would not recommend this to someone with my medical condition.

Devil Dez – Arthritis, lower back and hip pain
  • Looks ★★½☆☆
  • Smell ★½☆☆☆
  • Taste ★★½☆☆
  • Potency ★½☆☆☆
  • Effectiveness ½☆☆☆☆

Please describe how the strain looked:
A pretty light green with a few orange hairs, some tight little buds.

Please describe the smell:
The fragrance is a little woodsy and a little (alfalfa) like smell.

Please describe the taste:
It kind of tastes like moss or grass.

Please describe the high or buzz:
I could do my responsibilities, but got a headache from it. Not a very good high .

How did the strain work for your particular symptoms?
It didn’t work at all

What was your method of consumption?
Smoked

How long did the medical benefits of this strain last?
It didn’t last at all.

How long did the high or buzz from this strain last?
Maybe one half hour, if that.

Please describe any undesired side effects you experienced from this strain:
I got a headache and I felt jittery.

Would you recommend this strain for others with similar medical conditions?
No, I wouldn’t.

Green Thumb – Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)
  • Looks ★★½☆☆
  • Smell ★★★½☆
  • Taste ★★★☆☆
  • Potency ★★★☆☆
  • Effectiveness ★★★☆☆

Please describe how the strain looked:
Small green budds with a light frosting of crystals covering everything. When I break the budd open larger crystals are apparent. Dark orange hairs on every nodule. Very small stems allow for denser budds.

This budd almost looks like Lambs Breath, if you know what that is.

Please describe the smell:
Has a sharp lemony flower smell. This pot smells very much like lambs breath. The smell has a slight skunky after scent but in the best way.

Lets smoke it!

Please describe the taste:
So I smoked this one in a glass Sherlock pipe not using any water.

Retained the lemony skunk flavor coming from the smell but also has a mild mintyness when exhaled. Smoke is light but has a mild bite in the back of my throat.

It tastes great!

Please describe the high or buzz:
Hit me before I knew it. I caught myself going, “Wait, did I just hit this?” I knew it was time to take a break. One bowl, unfinished, no idea how many hits but not many. It’s surprisingly strong.

Lasted a good three hours with residual after-glow.

How did the strain work for your particular symptoms?
Great effect! When I catch myself asking if I just hit this or not, it is time to put the pipe down.

This stuff kept me nice and calm. My calculus class went much smoother than if I had not had this medicine. Nice and smooth high. No extra anxiety.

This product kept me relaxed.

How long did the medical benefits of this strain last?
I was high for only three hours but felt the medical benefits, feeling calm, for up to six hours after my half bowl.

How long did the high or buzz from this strain last?
Lasted a good three hours with residual after-glow.

Please describe any undesired side effects you experienced from this strain:
Small bite in back of throat.

Would you recommend this strain for others with similar medical conditions?
Absolutely! Use sparingly.

Jackwagon – End stage liver disease
  • Looks ★★★★☆
  • Smell ★★★☆☆
  • Taste ★★★½☆
  • Potency ★★★★½
  • Effectiveness ★★★★☆

Please describe how the strain looked:
strain was mostly green with a spattering of orange hairs. very frosty. dry tight buds. very sticky

Please describe the smell:
smell was very piney. like some good lumber. 🙂

Please describe the taste:
had a total pine taste to it. very nice.

Please describe the high or buzz:
very strong initial buzz . definite head buzz. not so much body.

How did the strain work for your particular symptoms?
nausea left quickly allowing me to eat an early breakfast.

How long did the medical benefits of this strain last?
2 hours

How long did the high or buzz from this strain last?
still felt after 3 hours then a quick fade

Please describe any undesired side effects you experienced from this strain:
to much of a head high. this would work fine for me at night for my nausea and boosting my appetite. could take a nap easy

Would you recommend this strain for others with similar medical conditions?
great for the night time after all is done. relaxes and promotes sleep

JD – Type two diabetes
  • Looks ★★½☆☆
  • Smell ★★★★☆
  • Taste ★★★★☆
  • Potency ★★★☆☆
  • Effectiveness ★★★★☆

Please describe how the strain looked:
Light colored small fluffy pieces.

Please describe the smell:
Citrus. Yummy

Please describe the taste:
Lemons

Please describe the high or buzz:
Made me stupid. Very Stoney

How did the strain work for your particular symptoms?
Woke up with severe nausea. Smoked a bowl & 10 min. Later was able to go about my day with out feeling like I was gonna puke.

What was your method of consumption?
Water pipe

How long did the medical benefits of this strain last?
All day with no nausea

How long did the high or buzz from this strain last?
2 hours

Please describe any undesired side effects you experienced from this strain:
Made me too stupid to work

Would you recommend this strain for others with similar medical conditions?
Yes

Jess-has-MS – Multiple Sclerosis
  • Looks ★★½☆☆
  • Smell ★★☆☆☆
  • Taste ★★½☆☆
  • Potency ★★★☆☆
  • Effectiveness ☆☆☆☆☆

Please describe how the strain looked:
Kind of dry and brittle.

Please describe the smell:
I say “slightly below” average, because while the smell is mild overall, there’s a sharp, sort of spicy tone (almost reminded me of mint, when it’s really strong and sharp). Some might like this, but I didn’t care for it.

Please describe the taste:
Very mild, that sharp, spicy smell didn’t seem to get into the taste too much. But nothing pleasant to note in the taste, which is why I called it “average”.

Please describe the high or buzz:
As for a head buzz, I did notice a slight dizziness when I first used the vaporizer, but this buzz did not last more than a few minutes. I did notice myself feeling hungry after about half an hour, which is unusual for me at that time of evening, so it’s possible that this strain might work for someone who wants to improve her/his appetite.

How did the strain work for your particular symptoms?
For my particular symptoms, it didn’t; no improvement in central neuropathic pain, no help for sleep, my muscles were jerking (part of the neuro-pain) all night.

What was your method of consumption?
vaporizer

How long did the medical benefits of this strain last?
I didn’t get medical benefit.

How long did the high or buzz from this strain last?
Only a few minutes.

Please describe any undesired side effects you experienced from this strain:
None.

Would you recommend this strain for others with similar medical conditions?
No.

Jill – ADHD
  • Looks ★☆☆☆☆
  • Smell ★★★★☆
  • Taste ★★½☆☆
  • Potency ★★★½☆
  • Effectiveness ★☆☆☆☆

Please describe how the strain looked:
It is a sticky, dense cola with brilliant orange hairs.

Please describe the smell:
It has a fresh lemony scent that I loved!

Please describe the taste:
It didn’t have a strong taste, but it was still pretty good.

Please describe the high or buzz:
It was mostly a head high, but it made me a little energetic.

How did the strain work for your particular symptoms?
Since the Ritalin that I take keeps me from having an appetite, this strain helped counter act that side effect.

What was your method of consumption?
Pipe

How long did the medical benefits of this strain last?
The medical benefits lasted about an hour

How long did the high or buzz from this strain last?
The high lasted about two hours.

Would you recommend this strain for others with similar medical conditions?
Yes.

Mindhead – Severe Back Pain
  • Looks ★★★★½
  • Smell ★★★★½
  • Taste ★★★★☆
  • Potency ★★½☆☆
  • Effectiveness ★★★★☆

Please describe how the strain looked:
Large dense bud with tiny stems. Light green leaves with darker tips. Plenty of red hairs with a good amount of crystals.

Please describe the smell:
Mild aroma with a chocolate undertone. Sweet and not overpowering.

Please describe the taste:
Mild chocolate taste with a very sweet flavor.

Please describe the high or buzz:
Very lucid high providing great relief. Not a huge body high but gave me a great uplifting feeling. Not overly tiring.

How did the strain work for your particular symptoms?
This strain worked wonderfully for my condition. I felt no noticeable back pain after taking the medicine and had relief for 5 hours!

How long did the medical benefits of this strain last?
Approximately 4 hours

How long did the high or buzz from this strain last?
About 4 1/2 hours

Please describe any undesired side effects you experienced from this strain:
None

Would you recommend this strain for others with similar medical conditions?
Definitely

Mitchy – Chronic arthritic pain
  • Looks ★★★☆☆
  • Smell ★★★☆☆
  • Taste ★★½☆☆
  • Potency ★★½☆☆
  • Effectiveness ★★½☆☆

Please describe how the strain looked:
It seemed rather small and dry not the dark green and sticky that I am accustomed to.

Please describe the smell:
I didn’t notice too much of an odor on this strain.

Please describe the taste:
It has a very unique taste, like citrus essence, orange??? Very different.

Please describe the high or buzz:
It was a mellow slight “underlying” buzz, the kind you could use in the am without having to nap.

How did the strain work for your particular symptoms?
It seemed to alleviate the swelling a bit in the joints affected by my condition. Maybe30%.

What was your method of consumption?
I tried it in a glass pipe, but it burned up very quickly, almost 1/2 gram gone in one bowl and not too much of a noticed “buzz” so I put the rest in a vaporizer.

How long did the medical benefits of this strain last?
I would say two hours, very mild buzz and slight reduction of swelling and pain.

How long did the high or buzz from this strain last?
THe same about two hours.

Please describe any undesired side effects you experienced from this strain:
None, other than it seemed really dry and burned up quickly.

Would you recommend this strain for others with similar medical conditions?
yes, for a morning medication, it would be perfect so you could still be functional in your work day.

Olga – Cartilage and ligament damage
  • Looks ★★★★½
  • Smell ★★★★½
  • Taste ★★★★½
  • Potency ★★★★☆
  • Effectiveness ★★★★☆

Please describe how the strain looked:
You can tell by the first glance this is a beautifully grown and attractive strain. The dense single gram nugget is pale green with consistent crystallization overall. Trimmed and cured very well. No excess leaf matter. A light green stem, with sparse dark orange hairs.

Please describe the smell:
Its a bit shocking at first, sweet, sour, and not like many scents. The most similar would have to be Jack Herrere. It almost doesn’t smell like cannabis, almost like flowers. The pungent sweetness is delicious. Its something you just want to breathe in over and over. Notes of grapefruit or some other citrus.

Please describe the taste:
I had to try this in both my vape and a hand pipe. In the vape .1 grams created a sweet and sensual light flavored vapor. It was so crisp, like a granny smith apple, but with the exhale brought up a skunky flavor. In the hand pipe the thick smoke still had the same sweetness and less skunk. Very good flavor.

Please describe the high or buzz:
It was not as strong mentally as it was physically effective. The effects were very light at first, but still knew I was enjoying the effects of strong medicine. My body was very relaxed, but I didn’t have any tiredness or grogginess. Very clear headed. Almost euphoric.

How did the strain work for your particular symptoms?
Over the course of medicating, I felt an instant ease. Strong medicine, aided in overall relaxation and pain almost all but vanished. Was walking about and gardening with no stiffness or pain in my joints.

How long did the medical benefits of this strain last?
Around 4 hours of solid benefits, and two hours of slightly diminished medical benefits. I medicated with a vape slowly in the first hour. After about twenty minutes I felt the effects really kick in. I felt limber and happy. As the physical feelings wore off the positive mental feelings did not diminish. Even 6 hours after medicating I still have mild anti-inflammatory effects.

How long did the high or buzz from this strain last?
The initial buzz was powerful for two hours, but the second two hours I felt no desire to medicate as the effects slowly wore off. Overall it had a great lasting feeling, that stayed with me throughout the day.

Please describe any undesired side effects you experienced from this strain:
None that were noteworthy. The powerful skunk flavor and thick vapor made me cough, but it was only the one time.

Would you recommend this strain for others with similar medical conditions?
Yes, I would highly recommend it. I noticed the joint stiffness fade away quickly, and it has yet to come back.

Shortcakes – Lupus and Fibromyalgiai
  • Looks ★★½☆☆
  • Smell ★★½☆☆
  • Taste ★★½☆☆
  • Potency ★½☆☆☆
  • Effectiveness ★☆☆☆☆

Please describe how the strain looked:
Lite green large bud with short orange hairs

Please describe the smell:
Essences of pinesol

Please describe the taste:
Not much taste at all. Slightly harsh

Please describe the high or buzz:
Old school Stoney with strong munchie component

How did the strain work for your particular symptoms?
Really didn’t work for me

What was your method of consumption?
pipe

How long did the medical benefits of this strain last?
Did not last

How long did the high or buzz from this strain last?
About an hour

Please describe any undesired side effects you experienced from this strain:
Not much effect at all

Would you recommend this strain for others with similar medical conditions?
no

SurferK – Sleep disorder, chronic pain, depression
  • Looks ★★★☆☆
  • Smell ★★★★☆
  • Taste ★★½☆☆
  • Potency ★★★★½
  • Effectiveness ★★★½☆

Please describe how the strain looked:
Small and very condensed green buds with crystals and just a few sparse red hairs. This would be a great choice for a frugal patient as I had to wrestle the the tip off the bud. A little goes a long way.

Please describe the smell:
It has a distinct medicinal smell with green apple and citric overtones. It seems to have a turpentine essence rather than Pine. It reminds me of the resinous smell when I getting my surfboard glassed. This is not something I grew up with in the 70’s, this is clearly medicinal grade and that is obvious with the first whiff.

Please describe the taste:
Pleasant but slightly hot.

Please describe the high or buzz:
I knew immediately that this was a powerful strain. The buds are very tight and condensed, where a little goes a long way. The smoke exhaled very ‘light” similar to hash.

How did the strain work for your particular symptoms?
It distracted me from the pain and I appreciate that.

What was your method of consumption?
Smoke

How long did the medical benefits of this strain last?
Hours.

How long did the high or buzz from this strain last?
Hours.

Please describe any undesired side effects you experienced from this strain:
My eyes seemed to be a bit dry but I am not sure that was related.

Would you recommend this strain for others with similar medical conditions?
Yes!

Water Goddess – Severe Menstrual Pain
  • Looks ★★★☆☆
  • Smell ★★★☆☆
  • Taste ★★½☆☆
  • Potency ★★★½☆
  • Effectiveness ★★★☆☆

Please describe how the strain looked:
This strain has some orange hairs & light crystals, & is fairly dense.

Please describe the smell:
This strain has a slightly fruity & sweet smell.

Please describe the taste:
I can’t honestly say that I tasted much with this strain.

Please describe the high or buzz:
I felt quite high for a couple of hours after smoking this strain. I felt able to do my usual things I had to get done, & wasn’t too lethargic.

How did the strain work for your particular symptoms?
This strain really helped relieved my menstrual cramp pain. I’m not sure if it was the amount I smoked that did it, but it was very effective.

What was your method of consumption?
water pipe

How long did the medical benefits of this strain last?
I felt pain relief for about 2 to 3 hours.

How long did the high or buzz from this strain last?
I felt the high for about 90 minutes to 2 hours.

Would you recommend this strain for others with similar medical conditions?
Yes, strongly!